someone is impersonating the troll being the troll who was pretending to be the troll. If that makes sense. Of course it may be the original druggy lying troll but Im sure i'll treat them all alike whatever.
yep, Im a 95 year old MALE druggy, pregnant with quads from an alien who appeared at my bedroom doorway. I think they are all gonna be green babies but Greenies are often trouble. Id give the baby aliens to my parents but theyre in the 120s now and couldnt bring their own kids up properly in the first place.
i just woke up and it was in my bedroom doorway i swear! I thought at first that it was the 18 lines of coke i'd taken but then it impregnated me with this giant turkey baster and then the quads kicked and i then knew it was real.
BTW being a doctor i know Im pregnant and if i put a strong light behind my tummy its the same as having a scan so i know the kids are fine and gonna be born tomorrow in fact
Yep yours is better than mine, you see the sheep (Hugh), spoke to me and told me I was pregnant, nothing as good as your light scan.
Do you think you can buy those on e-bay, as I might get one just to have my pregnancy confirmed. I'm only having one, lamb I think. but it would be nice to be sure.
i havnt looked on ebay but if you have a bright torch (I used my old Mr Men one from when i was 58) then that may do, depends how fat you are really. Im only a size 6 cos of the drugs so i could see all my ribs too.
I like the name Hugh, was he a good looking sheep, clean shaven?
He is very good looking, and we are going to buy a house together, when we're older say about 100. Hugh thinks the tourch is a good idea, but I'm very very fat coz I'm pregnant --- remember!!
dont rush into things, 100 may be a bit young to live together. What will the rest of his flock say to such scandal?
I think 108 is a good time to buy a house but of course it depends if youre having to buy a farm with stables for the kids (I know theyre sheep not goats so i should say lambs)