Some Ads Just Don't Work For Me

[Buenchico]

The ads that appear on AB have certainly given me lots of choice over the years. There have been invitations to apply for university courses, offers of gaming software, the chance to buy some decidedly dodgy products and much, much more. However I don't think that I'll bother taking up the option of a free sample from an advert that's just appeared on my screen: https://i.postimg.cc/ZYL3DQpr/Ad.jpg

Who here will be rushing to try them, I wonder?

;-)

[Mamyalynne]

Not something I'd chase you for Chris.

[Buenchico]

You can chase me any time you like, Mamya - and I promise that I won't be hard to catch ;-)

[Mamyalynne]

:-)

[gness]

Well I've not seen that, Chris! MrG once opened a parcel...unexpected parcels can be exciting especially close to a birthday.
He ripped it open. The excitement left him when he discovered an enema kit with all the instructions sent to him in error by a hospital.

[Buenchico]

I hope that Dave told them where they could stick it, Gness - or maybe it was the other way around?

;-)

[Buenchico]

Oops! Sorry, I just saw that it was 'Mr G' and not 'Dave' in your post.

I must learn to pay attention! (My teachers were telling me that 60 years ago but it's still not sunk in yet!)

[gness]

My fault, Chris...should have said...Late MrG....not Dave or the MrG who ran off with the girl from the pea canning factory...x

[Buenchico]

>>> the MrG who ran off with the girl from the pea canning factory

All men are Batchelor's at heart, Gness ;-)

[gness]

Witty! But he certainly was right from the first dance at our wedding. :-(

[Gromit]

I mostly use a VPN, so all my adverts are in German, and I don’t understand German.

[Canary42]

Could have helped with that rather nasty problem you had some time ago Chris !

[Buenchico]

I sometimes forget to disable my VPN when I'm not actively using it, Gromit, and then wonder why, for example, I'm seeing ads in Chinese!

[THECORBYLOON]

"the MrG who ran off with the girl from the pea canning factory"

He caught that bird's eye then?

[Buenchico]

It was that 'rather nasty problem' that led to me trying lots of different makes and sizes of catheters over the 11½ months I had to live with one while waiting for my prostate op, Canary42. I'm in no great to try any more, thank you!

[gness]

Hook, line and sinker, Corby. Put the tin lid on the marriage.

[Canary42]

OK Chris, now I understand.

[rowanwitch]

I get really really strange ads, have found a couple of clothes outlets that I now use a lot but the rest everything from banking to Russian Babes!!!!

[johnny.5]

I think they might be taking the p***

[Ellipsis]

Sample package ... LOL