Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

A man goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, I think I'm going deaf"

The doc says "Can you describe the symptoms?"

The man replies "Yes, Homer is yellow and fat, and Marge has blue hair"

[murraymints]

snigger

[Spicerack]

That's quite funny.
Did somebody hack your phone, Hopkirk? ;-)

[Hopkirk]

Normal service will be resumed soon.

[murraymints]

:0) lol xx

[mallyh]

you cant be the real Hopkirk this joke is comical x :-)

[Bazile]

Your jokes are getting marg inally better

[mallyh]

yes he certainly is animated this morning x

[Chipchopper]

Sounds like that's the Lisa of his problems

[Chipchopper]

And abart time too

[William51]

Sorry. i do not get it.

[Ken4155]

William, the guy is going deaf, doc says 'symptoms' guy thinks he said 'Simpsons'.

[roslyn251254]

william51...symptoms sounds like simpsons

[Ken4155]

2 deaf guys in a raiway carriage. Train approaches station.

First guy; "Is this Wembley?"

Second guy; "No, it's Thursday."

First guy; "So am i, let's go grab a pint."

[William51]

Thanks, i see it now.

[Patsy33]

I never heard this joke..