Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I had a date last night. It was perfect.
Tomorrow, I’ll try a grape.

[mallyh]

this joke is just nuts x

[Chipchopper]

Don't put all your eggplants in one basket.
Well, not on a first date.

[Patsy33]

I bet you speak with a plum in your mouth

[zebo]

This joke's a lemon, or could be a melon.

[dustypuss]

That joke just bananas