And There's More

[Rondy]

Just bought myself a book about reincarnation, it was £45 but I thought, *** you only live once!

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The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is gonna get a punch.

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Local butcher has passed away. His family are devastated.
He never left a sausage.

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There is a Patron Saint of checking bread rolls before removing from the oven.
Saint John The Bap Test.

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[bookbinder]

A good selection! Keep 'em coming!

[Patsy33]

Good ones! 😆