Complete waste

[Clanad]

Sign on a service center says "Watch batteries installed $6.95"... C'mon, even if one was really bored, why would anyone pay $6.95 to do that?

[teash]

Oh yeh, I get it now

[heathfield]

My wife and I often draw each other's attention to the verbal noun, like 'Chicken Bites' - Oh! Does it really?

[ummmm]

I'm a bit slow and had heathfield not answered I wouldn't have got it.

[mibn2cweus]

I tried that once and when I asked the watchsmith for the $6.95 he just looked at me funny and so I left?

[ChirpyKez]

Am I missing something??!!! Don't get it!!

[Bert]

I like the signs on the back doors of shops that say "This Door is Alarmed", and I'm thinking, "Well, I'm a bit worried too, but I'm sure it'll all turn out all right in the end."

[ugly_bob]

or the lift signs 'Do not use in case of fire'