rows and fights

[bobtheturkey]

i was out with my bird from bingo right and we decided to get naughty in back of my cortina right, she said that i said that she looked like her sister who is a right minger right but i never said that so she got a right proper gob on and hit me on head with her leopard print handbag right i threw her our right, but her bag caught in the handbrake and caused the car to roll down a hill right into a hen house sending all these hens squawking everywhere right, this farmer who was giving it all heavy right starting mouthing off to me about it so i lost it right and nutted him one right in the napper, my bird then showed up and claimed that the farmer was the brother of my best mates sisters cousin who is related to the brother of the bird i had in the cortina right so Farmer was well embarrassed right and legged it and me and beryl are all right now right when was last row you had?

[dot.hawkes]

On thursday in the Thomas Cook shop, there were feathers flying there too.

How is the3 cortina! can't treat a classic car like that

[Katie~77]

Hello Bob, did Beryl's shoes match her handbag??? I haven't had a good benny for ages!x

[bobtheturkey]

they did katie how did you know?

[Katie~77]

She sounds like a classy chick.x

[k9 fott]

2000 E used to rule ok .
But am on to much more better stuff now like cossies

[bobtheturkey]

absolutely

[tattoo1094]

Yeh but no but yeh but no but dont argue right, just ignore right innit right

[whiffey]

Well, we've come to expect garbage from this particular poster, but this one has excelled for inanity. It is meaningless and rambling, and I suspect merely a contrived vehicle for attacks on our fave travel agent, Thomas Cook, who are fabby.

[snug]

Will someone please translate the above rubbish into Queens English.