The quiet ones are always the worst

[MadJudas68]

arent they?!

[wiffey]

How does that work?

[mrs.chappie]

Wiffey, can you tell us something to prove you're the real whiffy?

[bigmamma]

....the worst what ?

[Rosetta]

I am the worst at singing. The X Factor tuneless wonders don't hold a candle to me lol

[MadJudas68]

liars, deceivers.

[Rosetta]

I take that as a compliment, I would not want to be a good liar.

[mrs.chappie]

Drivers?

[sleepyj]

in bed ?

[wiffey]

Oh goody, proof!!

Yes I CAN. I live very close to Croydon Cemetery and have a friend called Potter Minor who won't however disclose his password to me.

How about that?

[MadJudas68]

i mean they lie! Knew two birds, one was right in your face other quieter, quite one is the goer. Still is. And they say blondes have more fun? Nah, the dark sis is the one to watch. Ooh la la!

[bigmamma]

Your father was on here wiffey , he was worried about you , was squiffey really him ?

[mrs.chappie]

Well answer this then wiffey. Apparently your family posted on here today. What are their usernames?

[sara3]

I'm saying nothing.

[weeal]

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[wiffey]

My father is called squiffey with underlines in indeterminate positions. He is not very bright. I have a brother called Biffy who is incontinent, and a sister who so far has not yet been released from custody.

None of them went to public school and Cambridge and nowadays they are generally accepted to be quite dull people.

[mrs.chappie]

You've convinced me you're the real whiffy - welcome back buddy.

:O)

[puddicat]

mrs chappie you havent been on this site long, believe me these guys are a bit warped lol!!!

[mrs.chappie]

Puddi - I've been on AB since Sept 2004, and I'm not gonna fib or keep schtum - I like whiffy's sense of humour.

I see the squabbles on here as a bit of a pantomime - (not including you in this, BTW, as I've not noticed you in a squabble until tonight). Leg, or whoever, gives it , whiffy gives it back, so they give it again - back and forth like a game of tennis.

Don't get me wrong - I don't like the all-out nasty threads, but there's a lot of humour in some of the threads - there are a lot of wind-up merchants on here, and I have cried with laughter at some of the stuff I've read.

The only folk on here who I could say I truly dislike, are those lungy characters, posting disgusting stuff. Other than that, everyone's welcome in my book!

:O)

[sir.knobby]

Mrs C that is the real whiffy there have been a few fake ones on here since he got banned but I can assure you by his abusive style that is whiffy as the fake ones on here were polite.

And remember what I told you about newsdick well I was right there as well

[NEWSROOM]

What did you tell her about "newsdick" noguts?
Pathetic piece of vermin that you are!!