The great british stiff upper lip

[hailthechimp]

Can this be achieved by rubbing viagra on your mustache?

[debbz1969]

NO, but Viagra eye drops make you look hard!!!!!!!!

[kjc]

Are you bored chimp?

You sound a bit like noknowledge to me.

[cazzz1975]

yes, it can also be achieved if you leave your snot to harden on your lip

[hailthechimp]

@debs lol,ive heard that before but its a cracker!
@ Kjc-Eh?bored,yeah a bit ive got a couple of days off work so ive resorted to telling dodgy jokes to help pass the time,not full of knowledge maybe,but worthy of a smile at least!

@cazz,lol,but wouldnt that be the great british crusty lip?

[dustypuss]

A jumbo box of Viagra will cost you �200 .

After you bye them you will be hard up for a month

[hailthechimp]

A jumbo box of Viagra will cost you �200 .

After you bye them you will be hard up for a month
and after they run out you'll be "soft down" for a month! lol!

[dustypuss]

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.


The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.


So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she's back at the doctor's office.


She says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you suggested. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes off the table, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravishes me right then and there on the table."


The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."


"Naah..." she says, "that's okay. We wouldn't go back to that restaurant anyway."

[puddicat]

Pmsl Dusty!!!

[origamimark]

Old couple go to the doctor complaining that they are not enjoying sex as much as they used to.

Doc asks how old they are to be informed the old fella is 97 and the missus is 95.

He asks when they first noticed the problem

Twice last night and once this morning.

[origamimark]

Prozac and Viagra are being prescribed together now - if the Viagra doesn't work, nobody gives a damn.

[origamimark]

They started doling out Viagra to the guys at the old peoples' home to stop them rolling out of bed at night.

[hailthechimp]

lol@origami and dusty,

Still when taking viagra make sure its washed down with plenty of water,because it got stuck in my throat and i woke up with a stiff neck!

[dustypuss]

there some stiff competition on here then ^