Crab paste....

[Bbbananas]

... what's so funny about that then? Told my daughter this morning I had a craving for a crab paste sandwich, which I haven't had since I was 19. She snorted & said "Ooh, smell my fingers...". She asked "Mel B?", I said no - Shiphams.
Madness... runs in the family. :-)

[Bbbananas]

I thought it was funny :-(

My daughter does a brilliant impression of Bo Selecta man doing an impression of Mel B..... cracks me up it fair does.

All this talk is genuinely making me crave a crab paste sarnie..

[sqad617]

salla...Christ you must be pregnant.

[Bbbananas]

Bo Selecta man being the comedian Leigh Francis, otherwise known as Avid Merrion, otherwise known as Keith Lemon...

[mccfluff]

lol sqad, i ab hated bo selecta, but strangely i'm getting a craving for crab fishcakes

[sqad617]

salla.....yawn!!!!!...big decision, shall I pursue "Crab Paste" thread or watch the Budget..........................the Budget.

[Bbbananas]

you disappoint me sqad.
I have been thrown over in favour of Gordon Brown & his his dracula mate. :-(

[albaqwerty]

I fancy salmon paste sandwiches :)

[sqad617]

salla....just thought......can one have a cyber pregnancy?

[Bbbananas]

Pregnant? Gawd forbid....

Albaqwerty - love your username.
I like my paste sarnies with ready salted crips.

[albaqwerty]

ready salted with salad cream yummy.
not tried with paste tho, might give it a try. A friend of mine loves strawberry jame with cheese (ugh!!)
ty re user name, scottish keyboard lol

[albaqwerty]

* jam (oops)

[Bbbananas]

Are you still fertile then sqad?
Not shooting blanks?

[funnygirl]

Salla you have no worries on that score!!!!!