what aload of pooh!

[dove]

Hi all,
I really hate dogs muck, in fact any kind of muck, I heave at the sight of it.... However to overcome my fear of the sh1te I have offered to walk my friends dog! So I walked to the beach (promising my 9 yr old two pounds a turd if she picked it up) and all was ok!.... knowing that the tide would would be out I ventured down to the beach alone today with the dog, knowing I would not have to pick up his business as he likes to do it right at the sea edge and the tide was coming in. My 'dog walking coat' has holes in the pockets so I put the keys in my hood! He did his business, then to my dismay I noticed a couple of people on the prom looking at me .... so I decided to pick up a pebble an pretend it was the pooh! Then things went seriously wrong.........
I bent over to pick up stone
Keys fell out of hood
Straight into dogs mess
Wave washed the keys into sea and I got soaked.

I will never walk another flaming dog again !

[dove]

just catching up with ya all xxxx, jees I laughed at this thread xxx