Dilemma

[Barmaid]

Now do I go and torture my aching muscles with bench presses and crunches and the like or do I make a coffee, eat the last of the birthday cake and have a fag?!

[Bbbananas]

A bl00dy smoker eh?
I would have thought a man like you sqad, liked to leave a lady a'smoking....

[Barmaid]

OK deal with self - if I complete the set in the Torture Chamber, I can eat the last piece of cake.

[Bbbananas]

Well deserved I should say Barmaid.... in fact, you can warm it up and pour cream on it.

[pericat]

The cake salla?????

[Barmaid]

That actually sounds quite yummy Salla - but I don't like cream. So it will have to be ice cream.

[craft1948]

I must admit that after the egg and chips and a can of John Smiths i don't feel like facing the treadmill.....

[mccfluff]

i need cake and cream now

[Sqad]

salla....LOL LOL.....yepp, but not from the mouth. :-)

[Bbbananas]

I did actually, honestly, mean the cake.....

[Barmaid]

You've never seen me with a fag Sqad!!!!!

[Sqad]

"A fag, egg and chips and a can of John Smiths"

Let's get at um boys.

[Barmaid]

Right here goes. If I don't make it back from the torture chamber, it's been pleasant talking to you all.