Kids!

[Sachs]

well I've laughed till my mascaras run! My son reckons I have an aliens head on the sole of my foot! You know where you get most pressure and the skin darkens? He reckons it looks like an aliens head!
Go on, make me laugh! What have your kids said to 'YOU' !

[Sachs]

He's 22 and he makes me howl!! I was reading the paper when I felt my foot being prodded when he come out with that!

[sara3]

nice!

when my son was about 4 he sat on the living room floor with an open can of coke in front of him. he kept peering right into it, and looked quite upset. after he'd stared into it for about the 5th time I asked him what was wrong. "there's an eye in my drink"!

[Sachs]

was it the ringpull sara ;0)?

[Sachs]

Also only just found out last night the 'real' story behind his knocked out front tooth!!
Happened ages ago and his story then was, he'd tripped and fell in to a post! Welll last night we were talking about something & I said, did you really trip when that tooth came out? He started laughing and said well, he'd been to an away match and rival fans had chased them and it was knocked out with a HAMMER!!!!! I put my hands over my face and said oh my god!!!! He said, that's why I didn't tell you! :0(

[Sachs]

Come on Answerbankers??? Surely you've got some stuff to tell us??

[Sachs]

Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
loooooooooooooooooo??
Am I the only one with an alien under her foot?

[sara3]

no Sachs, it was the reflection of his eye in the coke :o)

[craft1948]

When my daughter was about 3 some of the neighbours were stood together chatting and in the midst of this she piped up and said.........."My daddy's got a very big tail"...stunned silence.

[Sachs]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! ! That's exactly what I'm talking about craft! How the hell did you walk awat from that one? Have you got a little alien under your foot???

[Sachs]

Awwww, what a cutey sara! x

[craft1948]

I actually have rather nice feet,......when I go to the salon for waxing I also have a pedicure and foot pamper
However I never wear open-toed sandals as I had the nail on my left big toe removed years ago, and it looks a bit odd with nail polish on only 9 toes.

[sara3]

craft, I always thought nails grew back.

[Sachs]

You're dead posh you crafty!!! ;0)

[craft1948]

p!ss off sachs......no sara I had the root removed as well so it wouldn't grow back. It was quite funny when I had it done as the doctor was trying to pull the nail out she was pulling me off the bed....me and the nurse were peeing ourselves laughing...

[Sachs]

I've got an alien, you have a toe without it's shell ............... ;0) x

[Sachs]

That's another one! He said one of my toes look like a snail! Am I selling myself here??

[vulcan]

When my son was about six he wanted to buy a particular book. While he was in the children's dept, I started to browse the travel books. having selected his book and paid for it, he came and stood beside me. Watching for a few moments as I took various books,read the back page and replaced back on the shelf, he said in a very large voice"Are you going to buy it this time ?" meaning was I going to buy the book instead of putting it back and selecting another. The shop fell silent as all eyes turned in my direction, We left very quickly,with everybody still watching !

[Sachs]

Lol vulcan,
as we are meant to embarrass 'them' .................. ;0)

[craft1948]

I've tried that April......but because the nail bed is concave they won't stick....