Before my next joke / comment

[PokerMan]

I'll give you a heads up..... Google 'Boyles Law' and see if you can beat me to it?

[ChuckFickens]

OH do we really have to google it? it's the relationship in gasses between pressure and volume at a constant temperature.

[Jan1957]

Have you got wind then?

[craft1948]

You Google Grape Lane York and tell me what you think of the wiki entry.....

[snags]

Whatever it is, I'm sure it'll be 'sick and totally unfunny'...

[ChuckFickens]

Craft!!!!!

(I assume you mean the second result!)

[craft1948]

Chuck I was gobsmacked.....I was doing some historical research....

[Buenchico]

See 'Trivia', here:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Susan_Boyle
;-)

[Captin Kirk]

classic craft!

[craft1948]

Aw Chris that's terrible........but funny.

[Jan1957]

Actually I've just read your previous "jokes". Don't give up the day job will you.

[PokerMan]

if only you knew what i did for a living.

i'll give you a clue - not a comedian.

but then again i could be rude on here and get banned

[craft1948]

mmm.....me too PM

[PokerMan]

btw fU@kchickens - there are 2 s's in gases, otherwise, a perfect answer

well done!

[PokerMan]

go on craft - just disguise the rude ones lol

[craft1948]

Not tonight PM it's too late........good luck and goodnight....

[PokerMan]

thankyou and goodnight x

[jno]

Craft, there used to be one of those in London (it seems to have vanished now), and it was the first recorded use of the, ahem, word in the language.

It is now found only as an AB user name

http://www.theanswerb...s/Question219237.html

[mrs.chappie]

Don't click on this link if you are easily offended!

Bad parrot ..... bad bad parrot. [:o)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxP719G09N8

(Sorry Ed).

[jno]

what a chav bird