>A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Joseph ! All he wants is
> sex, sex and more sex; my vagina is now the size of a £2 coin when it
> used to be about the size of a 5 pence piece."
>
> Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you
> live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get £1,000 a week
> allowance, you take 6 holidays a year, and you want to throw all that away,
> over £1.95pence ?!?!?"