Why are you crying?

Jemisa | 23:39 Fri 25th Mar 2011 | Jokes

3 Answers

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her
eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, “I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me egg bacon & sausages, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.”

I said, “Well, then why are you crying?”

She said, “He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brow rolls and then makes love to me for half the afternoon...”

I said, “Well, why are you crying?”

She said, “For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m.”

I said, “Well, why in the world would you be crying?”

She said, - “I can't remember where I live!”