my turn today

[Mick-Talbot]

I'm off to the seaside , will return later with all the fascinating details.

XXXX

[ummmm]

I think maybe you should have started a new thread Mick.

[NoMercy]

Sorry, Boxy, I'm just getting carried away with all the excitement.... ;-)

[Mick-Talbot]

son1 had burger n chips
son 2 &3 had chicken burger n chips
Wifey had chilli con carne n chips
i had fish n chips.


then the wife o really irritated by a fat man buying 6 doughnuts

[Mick-Talbot]

got

[boxtops]

I like the sounds of your wife, mick, is she an ABer?

[Mick-Talbot]

she said

" you've just had fish n chips you fat Lady Veg"

[anneasquith]

no box. shes a mouse !

[boxtops]

we need mice with attitude!

[Slapshot]

NOMs tenterhooks are the ones just before the vinegar strokes

[NoMercy]

Did you have tartare sauce with it?

[Mick-Talbot]

no boxy, she thinks it's sad.


anyway I played the eldest son at table ice hockey and beat him 7-5

that put a damper on his birthday celebrations lol.

and 2 of his goals were very lucky, so the score actually flattered his performance.

[Prudie]

Can you let the uninformed (me) know which seaside you went to?

[Mick-Talbot]

Brid.

Can i just warn all you dog lovers. There appears to be a sinister network of perverts , out to interfere with your pets, I saw 4 signs on the journey, warning people about 'dog groomers.'

[NoMercy]

Alfie's been grooming Snoopy next door.

[Mick-Talbot]

Can I just say - no donkeys were harmed during the making of this thread

[Mick-Talbot]

the little un needed the toilet, so we went into the crappy shopping centre.
I overheard a woman on her phone.

"i'm missing you already mwah, mwah,..................................I'm missing you more fluffy wuffy ,............ love you bunny bye flumty wumpty."

I thought awww, he must have gone away working or maybe he was in the army and was on his way back to Afghanistan or summat.
But no.....almost as soon as she had finished her telephone conversation, fluffy fcuking wuffy turned up .
"did you find any shoes darling? " she asked.

I culd have slapped the Snags with a wet piece of cod.

[DTCwordfan]

Oh this is wonderful material for the Daily Mail - The Talbot Diaries - Life of an Extra-Ordinary Man

Time to call Paul Dacre, me thinks, to see if he is interested.

[Mick-Talbot]

i've got another 14 paragraphs yet.

[jackthehat]

But what about the piccies...........!!??!!