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[marval]

It was a small town and a policeman was making his evening rounds.

As he was checking a second hand car dealer’s yard, he came upon two old ladies sitting in a used car.

He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car or were they trying to steal it?

'Heavens no, we bought it.' they said,

'Then why don't you drive it away.'

We can't drive.'

Why did you buy it then? he said'

'We were told that if we bought a secondhand car here We'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting officer!".

[Safiya]

LOL good one

[MrMister]

Safiya - beautiful name

[daftgrandad]

Jemisa posted this identical thread last Wednesday.

[marval]

Oops sorry, didn't find that one