dan maskell

[flipnflap]

what was your favourite Dan Maskell saying?

[Manwithnoname]

Martina is playing like a man posessed

[R1Geezer]

ooh I say!

[Eljohnno]

Oh Tim, you are crap !

[Manwithnoname]

spot on eljo LOL

[Vimto]

Letting a whole game go by in complete silence.
These days, there are always two, sometimes three commentators jabbering away non-stop which makes me want to shout "oh shut up, let's just watch the game". It seems to happen in all sports nowadays. Anyone agree?

[bibblebub]

"I'm retiring"

[douglas9401]

"This really is money for old rope"

[Vimto]

No bubbletub, you musn't; we'd miss your ubiquity (or is it ubiquitousness) terribly.

[bibblebub]

You mispronounce my name, you rapscallion! Pistols at dawn!!

[Vimto]

No, no bubbletub, never pistols (nasty noisy things and very un- Maskellian) and it's far too early in June. How about vimto (or vomit) bombs at noon? You can have first chuck.

[bibblebub]

u turning into killa black? chuck indeed...