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dontnou | 14:50 Fri 29th Jul 2011 | ChatterBank
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Anyone watching it,if not dont bother,I've come on here to get un-deeeeeeeeeeepressed,anyone know a good joke?
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Englands batting today by the sounds of it - what is the latest?
Watch cricket?

You are having a laugh.
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The England batsman was new to the side, and in his first innings he did so badly that the Trent Bridge crowd began to slow hand-clap and barrack him.

Things got worse. The language got more and more abusive, his play-more inept, and finally he was out.

As he dashed for the pavilion, rotten fruit and eggs were thrown at him, but he managed to gain the- safety of the dressing-room, where Andrew Strauss was waiting for him.

'Blimey!' panted the batsman, 'they don't like that umpire, Marais Erasmus, here in Nottingham do they?'
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Sorry DTcrosswordfan, but your story/joke has gone completely over my head- please can you enlighten me?

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