santa

[01camp01]

where does santa go for a crap
the nearest chimney pot

[DTCwordfan]

would someone log this one as awful.

[Count-A-Strong]

If this is a joke then I'm rudolf ( Hess)

[marval]

That's bad

[keithlbw]

On the bright side.....01camp01 is a new member (or are they ) and their attempt at jokes can only get better ....I hope.! ! !

[missprim]

Is there a punch line to this?

[cupid04]

If santa is flying all over the world on his reindeer, him and his reindeer ought
to wear nappies!

[Arksided]

almost as funny as... why did Mr Spock look down the toilet?

...to see the Captains log.

[cupid04]

How many ears does Spock have?



3, one either side of his face and the final frontier!

[marval]

Why was Tigger staring down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

[missprim]

marval, that's better than the others lol.

[maggiebee]

Was just going to post that one Marval. Grandson told me it when he was about 5 and laughed his head off.

[DTCwordfan]

What does Captain Kirk of the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They have both wiped out Klingons.

[cupid04]

Spock, Spock.
Who's there?
Epsilon.
Epsilon who?
Epsilon way to Tipperary......