SunTanned all over...

[Jemisa]

There was this guy who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles everyday. One morning he looked in the mirror and admired his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over with one exception, his penis. He went to the beach, completely undressed, and buried himself in the sand except for his penis which he left sticking out. Two little old ladies were strolling along the beach. One was using a cane and upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, began to move it around with her cane. Remarking to the other little old lady, she said "There really is no justice in the world!!!"

The other little old lady said, "What do you mean by that?" The first little old lady said, "Look at that........
When I was 20............... I was curious about it.
When I was 30............... I enjoyed it.
When I was 40............... I asked for it.
When I was 50............... I paid for it.
When I was 60............... I prayed for it.
When I was 70............... I forgot about it.
And now that I am 80, the damned things are growing wild and I am to old to squat!"


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[askyourgran]

lol. jem, but the sand gets everywhere.

[mazie]

and you know Gran because ????

[askyourgran]

...................err...I have a good imagination?

[mazie]

LOL...I'll believe you x

[mazie]

It is bad though, isn't it :o)

[Jemisa]

Probably would be better AYG if it was Brighton Beach (Its all pebbles)

[DTCwordfan]

If it was Brighton, the expression would be along the lines of "getting one's rocks off.

[askyourgran]

lol, most uncomfortable.

[Jemisa]

DT You are daft....

jem

[missprim]

Definately one to send on to friends.