ouch!!

[pillj123]

Went around to a friend’s house today. His wife was sat there with their newborn baby.
She asked if I'd like to wind it.... I thought that was a bit harsh so I gave it a dead leg instead.

[boxtops]

aw... :-(

[craft1948]

hahahaha.................

[chaptazbru]

Chuckle

[anneasquith]

ooft :)

[ChuckFickens]

Went to B&Q the other day and an old bloke in an orange shirt approached me and asked if I wanted decking, I was too quick for him though, I got the first punch in before the old git had a chance.

[Arksided]

you bully!

[craft1948]

At the cash point the other day, an old lady asked me to check her balance........so I pushed her over.

[anneasquith]

im tittering !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tenrec]

Afternoon all, thanks for those - they made me chuckle!