The mouse...

[Jemisa]

Young Bobby was sitting down to breakfast & said to his Mummy
"Did you have a mouse in your bedroom last night Mummy?"
His Mother looked at him & said what on earth made you ask that Bobby

Bobby said "I heard Daddy say to you "Shall I let it go
or shall I catch it in my shirt?

[tonyav]

Naughty Jem, lol

[tenrec]

That's brilliant Jem. Cheers.

[tenrec]

Just repeated this to a friend. I thought she was going to choke on her coffee!!

[starone]

Good one Jem.