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RE: TTFN's reply to ED.
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You never write, you never phone
Consider me dumped - on my own
I never thought that you would be
So mean, so brash to a sweet lady
Each night I sit beside my lappy
Not one chuffin email to make me happy
And now you mock this sad, poor life
By writing to the world and his wife
Enough of this now, it has to stop
I need one now before my corsets pop
I know that some will think I'm loony
I'm off to Wilts - to get my Moony ♥
Come and get it wench. You know I have been waiting for you. ♥♥♥xxx
Better go and change me vest, I think my pants will be ok for another week.
Consider me dumped - on my own
I never thought that you would be
So mean, so brash to a sweet lady
Each night I sit beside my lappy
Not one chuffin email to make me happy
And now you mock this sad, poor life
By writing to the world and his wife
Enough of this now, it has to stop
I need one now before my corsets pop
I know that some will think I'm loony
I'm off to Wilts - to get my Moony ♥
Come and get it wench. You know I have been waiting for you. ♥♥♥xxx
Better go and change me vest, I think my pants will be ok for another week.
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My dearest Moony, this is just for you
I have high standards, and demands, 'tis true
Before I'll trek that ruddy Plain once more
There are certain things you must me assure
A likeliness of you that's quite recent -
Preferably one where your form is decent
Unless your underwear is Calvin Klein
Please dont show me (again) your crack, behind
At 6 feet 2, I could 'just' be tempted
If your rural ways could be pre-empted
A well-groomed gent is my heart's true desire
Not one who has lived in an open mire ...
With a shirt so white - like crisp, driven snow
And hair just like 0-0-7 - you know!
Savile Row trousers that cover your bum
Manicured nails and no 'beer-barrel' tum
When did your bug whiskers last have a shave?
Show me your physiognomy - behave!
Face all scrubbed, a few laughter lines too
This is the man I want to find in you
So no more talk of sheep, beer and tractor
Are you man enough, with the x-factor?
For I'm a lady of certain breeding
And in my own field - I'm quite outstanding
The gauntlet is down now, it's up to you
Send your photo, throw-away addy, too
Here's one from me (to whet your appetite)
I wish you, darling, sweet dreams and goodnight
♥♥♥ xxx
Strictly private and confidential for Moony's eyes only - thank you! ;)
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I have high standards, and demands, 'tis true
Before I'll trek that ruddy Plain once more
There are certain things you must me assure
A likeliness of you that's quite recent -
Preferably one where your form is decent
Unless your underwear is Calvin Klein
Please dont show me (again) your crack, behind
At 6 feet 2, I could 'just' be tempted
If your rural ways could be pre-empted
A well-groomed gent is my heart's true desire
Not one who has lived in an open mire ...
With a shirt so white - like crisp, driven snow
And hair just like 0-0-7 - you know!
Savile Row trousers that cover your bum
Manicured nails and no 'beer-barrel' tum
When did your bug whiskers last have a shave?
Show me your physiognomy - behave!
Face all scrubbed, a few laughter lines too
This is the man I want to find in you
So no more talk of sheep, beer and tractor
Are you man enough, with the x-factor?
For I'm a lady of certain breeding
And in my own field - I'm quite outstanding
The gauntlet is down now, it's up to you
Send your photo, throw-away addy, too
Here's one from me (to whet your appetite)
I wish you, darling, sweet dreams and goodnight
♥♥♥ xxx
Strictly private and confidential for Moony's eyes only - thank you! ;)
http://
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