The wedding.

[penelope2]

Went to a wedding the other day and whispered to the bloke next to me "isn't the bride a right ugly looking d*g"
"Do you mind, that's my daughter you're talking about" he replied.
"I'm really sorry I didn't know you where her father" I said.
Reply: "I'm not I'm her f***ing mother"

[Nibble]

Erm no, that didn't make me laugh...

[chaptazbru]

I've heard worse ...

[wildwood]

That's naughty!