Mrs O, with apologies to Marval

[albaqwerty]

Two young businesswomen in Answerbank-on-the-Wold were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior citizen is going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling a$$-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You're doing well, only two left."

[excelsior-1]

boom - boom

[mrs_overall]

Brilliant!

[boxtops]

This should be in jokes, LOL

[albaqwerty]

I did plagiarise, when I saw Marval's I thought she'd cracked the conundrum so had to share :-D

[Dee Sa]

well done alba

[Psybbo]

Great fun here today, lol alba

[tonyav]

LOL, very good alba.

[rockyracoon]

Lol, now that's funny.

[marval]

No apologies needed

[albaqwerty]

marval, you did the hard work :-D