Adoption ... It's An Option

[joggerjayne]

So I've had an email in my Inbox today ...

Mrs Yetunde Olowabi has had triplets. Her husband has been killed in a car crash. She can't look after the babies, so is giving them up for adoption.

All I have to do is send her the admin fee for the adoption.

I don't have any children, so maybe I should consider this option?

[tonyav]

More like 50 shades of Red Barmaid, my butt and DT's back.

[DTCwordfan]

I see Barmaid's avatar is marked with stripes - been indulging a little?

[tonyav]

Yes so it is, Dt.

[gness]

And it all belongs to Ed, Barmaid. Wait til we turn up in his best seller!

[mrs_overall]

50 shades of grey - the colours of tonyav's comb-over

[Psybbo]

Ah the black sheep has returned

[tonyav]

Oi mrs overowl, cheeky git.

[tonyav]

Shhhhhh, don't mention sheep, sibo.

[gness]

Sib. Probably not a good idea to start JJ on sheep.

[mrs_overall]

.....or goats

[Psybbo]

or condoms

[DTCwordfan]

she's the one that drives them off the Sussex chalk cliffs for that sport of sheep diving into La Manche.

[DTCwordfan]

http://dailybail.com/...e/sheep_off_cliff.jpg

can't see the sheperdess JJ though

[tonyav]

Oi you pair sibo and overall.

[Psybbo]

Her face was pretty mucky and her hair was always all of a heap :
but what else can you do when you live with a bunch of sheep ?
I couldn’t scoff, for I’m no toff myself :
I’ve not got such a lot on my own top shelf.

[DTCwordfan]

lol - may think about a poem when U challenge is on. Dinner just coming.

[joggerjayne]

Cripes! How did this thread get so many posts ????

I wasn't expecting to get past Page 1.

[DTCwordfan]

50 Shades of JJ..............perhaps.

[joggerjayne]

Moi?

I didn't start the porn section, DT. That was, err ...

Hey, hang on ... it was YOU !!!

[Dee Sa]

did it say "have three will seperate" ?