What Denomination do think he was

[dickythecook]

The country priest was having to look after two parishes due to the ill-health of the Father in the next village. He was being driven in a pony and trap from one chuch to the other when he saw a man walking along the road. He had the driver stop the trap and asked the man if he would like a lift which the man gratefully accepted. General chit chat ensued and the priest tried to find out about the stranger. After ten minutes the man asked the father to stop so he could go behind a tree to relieve himself, cot back in the trap and they set off again. After another ten mins the man asked to stop again, he went again and then they set off once more. Will you be coming to the mass in the church at the next village? the priest asked. No, said the man, I am not a catholic, but would you mind letting me off here 'cos I have to go again. Leave me for I fear I am making you late. The priest and the driver left him and then the driver asked the priest Father, if that man wasn't a catholic, what denomination was he? The father replied, judging by the number of times he got down from the trap he was either a urinitarian or an episscapalion

[starone]

Tee-hee I love plays on words.

[Psybbo]

Love it