Explain....

[Jemisa]

After 20 years of marriage, a wife finds out that her husband had been f*cking her for the past 20 years with a magic wand! she is so angry she asks her husband to "Explain the magic wand".

The husband replies "explain the kids?!"
K

[Jemisa]

Explain 'magic wand'?

D!ldo...

jem.

[EDDIE51]

There once was a policeman of Munchen
Whose tool it just would not function
For ten years of his life
He deceived his poor wife
With some snot on the end of his truncheon.

[Psybbo]

Somebody had it in for him, Jem

[tonyav]

LOL, thats ^^^^^^^ gotta be best answer, Jem.