Man Escapes From Grave!

[Ann]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2511120/Dead-baby-wakes-starts-screaming-Chinese-funeral-parlour-just-moments-cremation.html

Read the end of this article ..................

[boxtops]

They obviously don't use coffins --- and what about the baby?!

[Ann]

Yes - poor little baby, deserves to live now but sadly it has severe deformities ...

Hope it wasn't Halloween when the earth started moving ................... !!!!

[Gromit]

Apparently people are instructing that when they die they want to be buried with a charged mobile phone - in case they wake up in a coffin. Other coffins have had a webcam fitted so they can wave frantically to their widows when they are facebooking.

[jno]

they used to do that here. Victorians sometimes had a little bell above their graves, with a string attached through the coffin lid to their finger, so they could summon assistance if they awoke in a confined position. Cremation didn't become legal till the late Victorian era, so the joke about the "Ashes" of English cricket was very topical at the time.

[youngmafbog]

Hmmm, not sure there is much joke about the ashes this morning !