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You drank the beer from the statue's, err ...
Right.
Oh, we'll, actually, I suppose that's not so unusual. Until about a year ago, we had a pub here called the PV (the Princess Victoria). It's now moved, and sort of merged with another pub. Anyway, that's by the by.
The PV was our usual Friday night starting point. It was (how can I put this?), a lesbian bar. Anyway, in the PV they had a big statue, like one of those figurehead kind of things?
And she used to dispense vodka from her nipples.
We always said ... you know you're in safe hands when you start the evening drinking vodka from a giant pair of nipples.