Chicken Bum Eggs

[joggerjayne]

So Mums has these chickens. Yeah, yeah, I know.

Anyway, we have this joke about not eating boiled eggs when you've seen the chickens who produced the eggs from their butts.

But today ... I have made chicken bum eggs for breakfast.

Nature in the raw! I am ... a girl of the soil.

I might've overlooked them a bit. They're not very runny. I can't dip my toast fingers.

[Retrochic]

you ride a bike in Waitrose?

[joggerjayne]

Nooo, silly ... I ride a bike TO Waitrose.

(and home again, obviously)

Balders, I'm a "Guardianista" ... Is that bad??

[jno]

bums, eugh, I only eat C-section eggs from hens too posh to push.

[EcclesCake]

I would be very happy if my girls would squeeze out the odd egg instead of being broody, moulting or just being plain flippin' awkward.

[stuey]

Wot's a "Guardianista", then?

[joggerjayne]

I think it's what people call those of us who read The Guardian, stuey.

[stuey]

Ah! Thanks, JJ. By the by, do you like eggs in your nog?:)

[tamborine]

An unfertilised oeuf is a period - lol

[Baldric]

JJ @ 1420, it is in Ramsgate

Stuey,

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Guardianista

[stuey]

Tambo, that should put a full-stop to this thread:)

[stuey]

Baldric, when I was a kid then, I guess I was a Beanoista:)

[joggerjayne]

Tammyista

Buntyista

Mistyista

[Baldric]

Me too stuey!