I'm Sure This Can't Be Spam

[granny grump]

I've just had a email asking if I've ever thought of bring a secret agent. At last a career that will make use of my little beady eyes and suspicious mind that I've never even considered Should I open it?

Leave your answers in a hollow tree on the M6

[shoota]

2/6d

[DTCwordfan]

32 roubles and a bottle of vodka.....

[Tilly2]

Shoota, cheap at half the price. I'll buy one.

[lardhelmet]

sunny davs. Why do they think you want longer pens?

[marval]

The interview will be in a safe house, you will be e-mailed a clue. Your first task is to find it.

[sunny-dave]

@lardhelmet - it's something to do with the lead in my pencil I think?

[BlackadderV]

//cheap at half the price//

I have never understood that expression; it doesn't make sense.

Cheap at twice the price would be more sensible.

[DTCwordfan]

One day, a French spy received a coded message from a M16 British agent. It read: S370HSSV_0773H.

The spy was stumped, so he sent it to his similarly clueless boss, who forwarded it to Russia.

The Russians couldn't solve it either so they asked the Germans.

The Germans, having received this same message during WWll from the Brits, suggested turning it upside down.

[shoota]

http://static.becomegorgeous.com/img/arts/2012/Sep/10/8623/kate_moss_rimmel_falll_2012.jpg

[Tilly2]

Talking of full pencils

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-xd3NuWQI0

[shoota]

Alright then I give in, I'll tell you why I posted that link ^^^:

It's the Mossad, they are everywhere.....