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Cameron 'not' well enough to lose election.
Doctors have declared that the Prime Minister must be allowed to continue in power on medical grounds. After carefully studying David Cameron’s low poll ratings, medical experts quickly diagnosed Dementia nonculpa, a close variant of the debilitating disease affecting Lord Janner. This terrifying condition produces a powerful immune response to any external threat affecting the patient.
‘He simply cannot be allowed to leave office without lengthy treatment,’ said a medical spokesman. ‘In fact, as long as he can still sign the necessary cheques, we are confident that we may be able to keep him in Number 10 almost indefinitely.’
Doctors warned of the dire consequences of ignoring this advice, including the possibility of other dangerous infections such as Millibans peculiaris, or the more unpleasant complication Sturgeona rogerus.
Doctors have declared that the Prime Minister must be allowed to continue in power on medical grounds. After carefully studying David Cameron’s low poll ratings, medical experts quickly diagnosed Dementia nonculpa, a close variant of the debilitating disease affecting Lord Janner. This terrifying condition produces a powerful immune response to any external threat affecting the patient.
‘He simply cannot be allowed to leave office without lengthy treatment,’ said a medical spokesman. ‘In fact, as long as he can still sign the necessary cheques, we are confident that we may be able to keep him in Number 10 almost indefinitely.’
Doctors warned of the dire consequences of ignoring this advice, including the possibility of other dangerous infections such as Millibans peculiaris, or the more unpleasant complication Sturgeona rogerus.
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