Hello. My name is Theo. Can you give me a quote for car insurance please? Sure. What type of car do you drive? Well, I don't actually have a car. I just pretend to have one. Oh that's fine. Your...
Did anyone watch this programme? I was baffled because Joel Halliwell was from Middleton, which is where I live. He was an extremely brave man but he was forgotten for many years. He grave was...
ABBA won the Eurovision with Waterloo. Chelsea draw with Leeds 1-1. Central Manchester is cordoned off due to an IRA bomb at Victoria station. And this was the day I married Mrs. Clarion. 40 years ago...
Then you might have cancer. It might be nothing, but pop along to your doctor for a check up. He/she will be a-b-s-o-l-u-t-e-l-y d-e-l-i-g-h-t-e-d to see you, along with thousands of others who have...
Mr. Speaker, there is more money to be had from the people of this country. We will continue to "Kick the 4rse of the working class" and put more money into the treasury coffers which can be used for...
Mr. Speaker, when this government came to power in 2010 (actually, power is the wrong term. We didn't have an overall majority with a mandate from the people so we fudged it with the looney Lib Dems),...
Everyone says how fit the modern players are so why not make it more entertaining for the fans by making it 10 a side instead of 11? I also think they should stop the clock when making substitutions....
Apparently he said that players should just accept all the intimidation and get on with it, then forget it when the game is over. What I want to know is, why do players wear a badge on their shirts...
Last week, Mrs Clarion came in with a large bag of goodies. When I asked what they were, she said Christmas presents for next year. Well, this year I suppose. Can you beat that? And last night she was...
I went and put some flowers on my friends' grave. He died in 1962. I've never forgotten him. He was the same age as me, 13. It was a tragic accident that happened just behind our house. He was great...