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Mis-located genitals

I have a vague recollection of a film in which a character is kicked and falls to the ground, the explanation is that his genitals are in his armpit.......What is the film? We have a feeling it is a...

Sachs

I've succumbed ...

Do not titter!!! I've bought a shopping trolley on wheels. Argggghh! Taking it out for the first time today in the City centre. Why do I feel self conscious? At least its not loud & checked lol! My...

dustypuss

Im 51 to day

That's a lot of candles to blow out . Any body want a slice of my cake. ...iiiiiiii... .|*~0~*| .|<>.<>| ======

joggerjayne

monday's lazy cow thread

Here are today's Top 10 "dead certs" ... Redcar ... 2.50 ... Cool Fashion 3.20 ... Scotch And Soda 4.20 ... Blue Tomato 4.50 ... Just One For The Road 5.20 ... Rioja Ruby Yarmouth ... 3.00 ... Myttons...

gina32

swine flu leaflets

anybody had one of them, keeping seeing that every household has had one,not me!

mrs.chappie

Sad News.

Good morning all. Just wanted to share my sad news with all you good peeps on A & N. This morning my lovely cockatiel, Cheeky, died. It was very sudden, he was on his perch last night when I went to...

Meg

Susie is home

An update for those of you who replied to my postings earlier in the week about my sick 14 year old collie bitch. She has a brain tumor. I picked her up from the vets this morning. She's sleeping...

Tewart

Passport Photo Booth

I need to renew our passports but can't find a photo booth locally, nor via the web. Can anyone help - please.......? Thanks.

Joy11

hang-over cure...

omg, got the hang-over from hell, any suggestions, and please remember I am feeling yukkkk, try not to make them too graphic,,,raising a smile (nearly)

DONNA1458

Experience with the NHS

Has your experience with the NHS service been good or bad?

dicmor

help please

a downy covering on a surface (3) propeller (3) with light-coloured hair (5) computer programme to facilitate the reading of email attachments (7)

McMouse

My dog Minton ate all my shuttle *****.

Bad Minton!

4getmenot

up and downs

So whats your best thing thats happened this week and whats your worst?

knobbynonut5

Coconuts.

Why are they shy?

Bbbananas

Whatever happened to...

... Deacon Blue?

helpmeout06

It's the weekend

Good morning everyone Happy Friday, have a great weekend.

Compostella

McDonalds scalding

Yesterday, I suffered 2nd degree burns to the tops of my leg and genitalia after spilling a hot cup of tea into my lap. I bought it at the drive through and it happened as the server passed it through...

joggerjayne

pot of tea ... how ?

I only ever make tea with a tea bag in the mug. This weekend, our vicar is coming round, and I would like to make a proper pot of tea. But ... I'm not sure how to go about it. Has anyone ever made a...

poodicat

How Many Marriages?

Only been been married once,how many times apart from doc spock have you been married and would you marry again?

noway2

did you see the picture of the new suspect,police are looking for

in the Maddy kidnap, he looks like side-show bob,of the simpsons

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