Two IRISHMEN were looking at a mail order catalogue and admiring the models. One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?' The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very...
Andrea Bocelli singing Nessun Dorma on the Strictly results show was great but it was spoiled by the screaming and cheering of the audience when the two dancers were on it really spoiled the occasion....
My OH and I went to see Danny Bhoy last night, (Sat) at a local theatre. My wife won the tickets in our granddaughter's school raffle otherwise we probably wouldn't have thought of going. Anyway,...
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to...
We can't decide what to do for a holiday this summer; anyone got any ideas. There are 5 of us (2 adults and 3 kids (8, 6 & 3)) and we want to go away for a week or two in late August. We need...
what a morning. got to town at 0070 , although torch not coming through till 0800, already packed. mashalled my section of crowd till 0820 when they dispersed. wailed till 0845 at staging post for 200...
just drove back from visiting a very elderly relative who lives in coventry. although i saw no signs of anything - i gather the olympic torch is/was there... the weather was good for it. . . do any of...
Three healthy cucumbers, ( variety Bella,) up to waist height, with flowers and some baby fruits growing very happily in growpots in Growbags in my greenhouse when I watered and shut the door on...
It's pouring with rain again. Looks as though it's in for the night.
I'll take my granddaughter to school in the canoe in the morning then come back and get on with building my ark....
There were some articles in the papers this week about the email that's doing the rounds about childhood in the 1950's. I was one of those children, but I'd hate to go back there. Sure, we did lots of...
Have spent the morning painting my bedroom...just finished but am now left with a mountain of stuff taken down from top of wardrobes...where did it all come from..?..and where is it going to go...
Three OAPs each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, 'Windy, isn't it?' 'No,' the second man replied, 'it's Thursday.' And the third man chimed in, 'So...