im an NQT, qualified last august but i havent managed to get a perminant job. i cant stand doing supply anymore, the reason i went into teaching is because i love my subject (art) and now all i do is...
Hi I have three answers left to complete the quiz. The answers are to do with Christmas. I would be very grateful for any help. Thank you. Dying for Christmas (6) Cupid's pals (6,8) Naughty children...
I tell my dentist I flossed every day when I only do once every 2 -3 days.
And that I only smoke 10 cigs a day,when I smoke 20!
I think she knows I'm telling porkies....
1st english woman to 2nd english woman: whats your perfume it smiles nice 2nd english woman to 1st english woman: its chanel no 5 £100 for 50ml 2nd english woman tells 1st english wman: urs...
paddy charges into benefit office "ive been ringing 0800 1730 for two days now, why the Fluff does no one answer
girl replies those are our opening times you thick Little Bustard!!!!...
Further to my previous thread, I cannot get any network coverage in my kitchen, where I needed to use my laptop. I have Windows 7 on the laptop, Windows XP on my desktop and a speedtouch modem...
This one is pretty slick since they provide YOU with all the information, except the one piece they want. Note, the callers do not ask for your card number; they already have it. This information is...
Example = Woobbly Infant (5,4) = Jelly Baby. I am looking for the following: 1. Sweet Nothins (5) 2. Nine, ten eleven (5, 5) 3. For being good children (6) 4. City Transport (6,6) 5. A Television...
#Did I see something on front page of the Daily Mirror yesterday (I didnt buy it !) saying Jordan and Peter were getting back together ? What do we think of this ?Was the public duped all along ?...