£5 voucher (off £35 spend) in today's Mirror/Record - so fill yer boots with five bottles of one of my WOTW at an effective discount of £1 per bottle ... ... or you could buy some...
I'm sitting here at my desk at work and I am starving . I was about to go out and get some lunch , then remembered that i have not got any cash on me . I'm too bashful to ask any of my colleagues to...
I have snared my victim and I'm sure there are nicer ways to put this but I am sh**ing a brick. What am I going to wear! What if he's a total bore! What if I'm a total bore! What am I going to wear!...
A good mate of mine has recently been under the care of a consultant at Moorfields Eye Hospital. This chap is now a Professor. What does one do/achieve in order to become a Professor? My friend asked...
Hi, my boyfriend keeps pressuring me to do a very unnatural sex act and has been at every intimate moment in the 3 months we've been dating and to be honest this has scared and disgusted me. His...
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Any of you lads recognise her ( the wedding planner that is ) ?
Dont complain about the high phone bill!...
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What would you prepare for me , to make me come back , when you invite me again ?...
I'm on my pet subject again I know, but when will fashion buyers realise that not everyone, any age, any size wants to wear trousers all the time. Looking round the shops last week there are hardly...
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I taped blazing saddles on channel 4 last evening thing that count basie was going to play april in paris But when i watched it today it had been cut out