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You may have noticed recently that we've introduced the new concept of Badges to The AnswerBank. Badges are a fun (if silly) way of recognising the achievements of members of The AnswerBank. It may...
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McMouse
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-glazed, energy-efficient kind. Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He complained that the work had...
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Aynhoe32
if someone called you a 'pleb'?
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Good day! You may have noticed that the Jokes section can now hold its head high as a top-level topic (rather than being hidden amongst then skirts of Phrases & Sayings). To celebrate, here's a...
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flip_flop
For some reason I always distrust blokes with moustaches.
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Time to read the tea-leaves and produce a cryptic prediction to how your weekend will go. Head over here: http://watchout4snake...e/randomsentence.aspx And paste the results. Regrettably this was...
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Smowball
I've been proposed to in a field under a tree, on a beach, in a hotel bar and on a ride at Alton Towers! Never the more typical scenario of in a restaurant over dinner etc..... What about you?...
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mrs_overall
I was raking around in the chest freezer, pulled a bag of mackerel out of the way not realising the bag was torn and one of the damn things flew up and smacked me in the eye. Grrrrrr.
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ichkeria
I saw this programme for the first time the other evening and was rather disappointed (although hardly surprised) to discover that it seemed to be largely a vehicle for five self-important...
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modeller
I am going to a talk called 'Is God Good ' It's being presented by a Baptist Minister. Now being as even the existance of God can not to proved . That question is impossible to answer directly. I will...
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Bazile
Any Dallas fans on here that can give me a synopsis of the story , so far , please ?
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Duncer
http://www.bbc.co.uk/...hern-ireland-19647551...
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Bazile
I suspect a lot of people are a bit 'tired ' of this by now , especially given the recent sad events here , and other sad events occurring arcoss this world we live in ....
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Bazile
Squealing when brake pedal is depressed . Does that necessarily mean time for new brake pads / shoes and a trip to the garage ? Iv'e tried to have a look to see if i can see through the wheel , but it...
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sp1814
I have a great idea for a movie - where cyber criminals manage to 'break' the Internet causing worldwide chaos. But the question is - how long would the Internet have to be down to seriously affect...
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Bazile
A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “Hello, could you give me condom. I’m going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!” The...
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anotheoldgit
http://www.dailymail....d-officers-armed.html In the wake of the recent shootings of the two policewomen is it now time that our police were armed? And then why stop at that, should capital punishment...
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baza
just had a bloke knocking on my front door, he was trying to flog cavity wall insulation, no thank you says I, it do es not cost says him, no thanks says I, do you want to read my leaflet says him, no...
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gennachkaa
If you could be a different race for one day which would it be and why? Do you feel other races look better, are smarter, more free speech, better opportunities? Any reason you would like to try being...
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Jemisa
Two guys are sitting on bar stools at the pub counter . One starts to insult the other one. In a raised voice he screams, “I slept with your mother!” The pub goes hush quiet as everyone...

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