A little boy goes to see his Dad and asks, "Dad, What is politics?" His Dad says: "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me...
On the subject programme this morning there was a report that two elderly couples had been told by Santander that their bank balances of £25,000 did not exist. In spite of applying to the...
I will declare immediately that I do not buy so called raunchy magazines etc of naked young ladies, even if I do find the sight very attractive. Let's face it, there is an absolute frenzy throughout...
A bloke bought a new Lexus and returned the next day complaining that the radio didn"t work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated."Watch this!" he...
this evening and making sure no dickeds decide to be Snags and put links up to any of the banned pictures of Kate, i'm not opening ANY LINKS at the moment. I also would really like to see a ban for...
asking whether anyone attempting to post the kate pictures on AB would please let it be known what was in ay lik, as I would not want to accidey be a party to any continued distribution of the...
Car A sold on ,for example 25/08/12 . Previous owner transfers insurance from car A to their new vehicle on 26/08/12 New owner of car A insures car A on 02/09/12. Does it matter to the DVLA that the...
That black & white square thingy underneath the latest Posts thing? Im asking as I remember reading about it being put on gravestones so you could access the dead persons life via a webpage, and...
If the bones found under a Leicester car park do turn out to be those of Richard 3 will they be afforded a state funeral?
http://www.telegraph....h-a-curved-spine.html...
I remember hearing a story many years ago that there was an episode of Star Trek which had never been shown in Britain because part of the dialogue referred to "peace in Northern Ireland"....
http://www.independen...l-online-8125074.html Does the writer of this Independent article actually know the true meaning of the word Pornography? She accuses the Daily Mail of 'filling its site with...
I was at a wedding reception the other day , when the bride came up to me and said -
' sir , your'e drunk '
' madam' , i replied ' your'e ugly , but i'll be sober in the morning '...
I have just discovered that I have 107000 Avios miles. It might as well be Drachmas for all that I know about this scheme. Can anyone guide me to a site that will tell me in plain language what I can...
1. What can you see out of your work /office/house window . - Some boring concrete building - A beautiful scene - Other What interesting event have you witnessed from your work /office/house window in...
To celebrate their success, let's suggest appropriate songs.
We are the Champions - Queen
Congratulations - Cliff Richard
Simply the Best - Tina Turner...
If indicators do not self cancel after turning - is that a MOT failure ?
Also is there a site where you can see a list of things that are MOT failures ?...
