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Unemployed People

Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don't work.
11:49 Mon 04th Sep 20176 answers, last by zebo 08:41 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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Driving Test!

My girlfriend just passed her driving test and asked me to buy her something cheap to run around in. So I bought her trainers from Lidl....
05:55 Mon 04th Sep 20178 answers, last by marval 17:53 Mon 04th Sep 2017
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Daddy!

"Daddy, what's a transvestite?" "Ask your mother, he'll tell you"...
18:46 Sun 03rd Sep 20171 answer, last by DTCwordfan 18:50 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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Funeral!

the Guy who owned all the Odeon cinemas has died. His funeral is on Monday @ 2:10, 4:20 & 8:40...
16:24 Sun 03rd Sep 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 18:24 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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Cold Turkey

I was addicted to sex so I decided to go cold turkey. Now I've been banned from all Iceland shops.
08:17 Sun 03rd Sep 20178 answers, last by Arksided 14:01 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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Terrible Fight!

A dentist and a manicurist had a terrible fight, They fought tooth and nail....
18:21 Sat 02nd Sep 201712 answers, last by Garaman 12:45 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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At The Doc's!

A woman weightlifter goes to the doc's: "I've been taking steroids, & now I've grown a cock" "Anabolic" says the Doctor "No just a cock!"...
09:51 Sat 02nd Sep 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 11:26 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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Drugs

I think my wife sells drugs? As I was leaving the phone rang. When I answered it the bloke on the other end said "has that dope gone yet?"...
08:09 Sat 02nd Sep 201711 answers, last by Patsy33 11:00 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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Plastic Surgeon

Some years ago I worked as a plastic surgeon.. it raised a few eyebrows I can tell you my neighbour has had 4 face lifts ..she has a stunning beard now!...
07:53 Sat 02nd Sep 20172 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 08:11 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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2013

All of a sudden the answerbank is showing home pages from 2013 on my browser ..er why?...
12:34 Fri 01st Sep 20178 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 13:10 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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Ebay Via Australia!

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
10:27 Fri 01st Sep 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 11:20 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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Sandwich!

Found a very old recipe just made myself an 18th century type sandwich. It was revolting!...
10:20 Fri 01st Sep 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 13:41 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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Ship Collision!

Two ships, one carrying red paint, one carrying blue have collided in the channel ...both crews have been marooned
10:00 Fri 01st Sep 201713 answers, last by zebo 07:22 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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My Mate David

My mate David is a victim of ID theft. Now we just call him ‘Dav’...
07:08 Fri 01st Sep 20177 answers, last by zebo 10:18 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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Job

I had a job at a pencil sharpening firm but left after a week . I just couldn't see the point
07:01 Fri 01st Sep 20178 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 09:11 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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Endless Love!

What’s the definition of Endless Love? Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis together!...
16:48 Thu 31st Aug 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 17:56 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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Wife Came Home!

My wife came home from work yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my Xbox....
16:28 Thu 31st Aug 201715 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:06 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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Girlfriend

My girlfriend said she's leaving me for another guy because I'm too obsessed with football. So I asked "on loan or transfer"?...
09:10 Thu 31st Aug 201731 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 10:14 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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Blacksmiths!

Went for an interview at a Blacksmiths Blacksmith: "Are you any good at shoeing horses?" I said: "No but I once told a Donkey to eff off"...
04:52 Thu 31st Aug 20177 answers, last by marval 16:42 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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As I Get Older

As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way. I think, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me after all....
17:27 Wed 30th Aug 20173 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 19:05 Wed 30th Aug 2017

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