I don't hear our Right Wing friends clamouring for Mitchell's blood in the way they were baying for the maligned P C Rowland's. Had the case gone the other way, the usual suspects (e.g. AOG, TTT)...
Osama Bin Laden's DNA results have come back with the following breakdown
24% cocoa
57% coconut
18% sugar
6% milk
Experts say this is probably due to the Bounty on his head!...
Are you better off in this life being a *** rather than being a kind person to all and sundry - cos you I am going to be a b%stard for now. Do anybody remember you for the being a you know what badly...
(Currys) Number of customers in queue ahead of you: 172834 You can access the website in: 44 minutes Status last updated: 20:44:33 I was hoping this would go cheap....
I want to buy my partner an electric shaver for Christmas. He has never used one before but suffers from very bad sensitive skin and rash when wet shaving with a normal razor. He is in the army so has...
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa."I'm Marathon man, the...
Mods.... if this goes too far I apologise and delete if you have to Muslim tv Saw this and thought of you lot…..(no offence meant) 6.00: G-Had TV. Morning prayers. 8.30: Talitubbies. Talitubbies say...
My sister has a skirt that ‘s almost split in half And when she walks along the road you can see her calf, My sister has another skirt that's split right up the front, But she doesn't wear than one...
A brunette goes to a fancy dress party , she's totally naked except for a pair of little black boots and a pair of black gloves.The judge says "what have you come as ?. She lifts both her hands and...
... and found this.... now chuckling deliriously.... (NB yes I'm aware metal illness is very bad but these are funny) Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please...