I seem to be overrun with slugs - they are munching away quite happily on my lettuce and toms! I go out and pick them and then drown them - I have tried coffee grounds and egg shells, even tried the...
A report in the Sunday Tel that the RMT have reverted to 'extreme' capatalism. 1. The RMT, Unison and Unite bribing workers to strike, effectively doubling their pay. 2. RMT has a war chest of £100...
Someone is kindly giving me a lift involving a round journey of around 100 miles. Small car, probably 1.4 engine maximum, no motorway driving but probably sitting in traffic a bit. I want to pay a...
This is the second time I have typed this. We had two young neighbours early 30s had two jack russells suffering with extreme separation anxiety. The lad done the best walking them and working in...
Lenny Henry, that stalwart champion of 'diversity', says he is “always surprised” by the lack of black and brown people at Glastonbury, as he called for better representation of ethnic minorities in...
I cheated on my gf after getting drunk while been out in town. I slept with some random person. I am deeply ashamed, disgusted, and appalled by what I’ve done. I really love my girlfriend, we’ve been...
I still miss him, his thick gorgeous silver hair, his wise words, his deep blue eyes and his unrequited love for his family. A special mention for Sqad who’s the ‘Father of this House, hope you’re...
Spent a few weeks perfecting my home made bread, and its now perfect!! The downside is Aldi and lidl are not getting the strong bread flour anymore. But I must admit I can't for the life of me see how...
My neighbour has 6 cats and I've just noticed today that two of them (one gorgeous long hair) and another short haired one has been completely shaved. Why would someone do that? I feel so sorry for...
Do you still tell people to commit suicide?
I remember a post of yours years ago where you
got some grief for telling some people that they should *off* themselves....
Said something on here, then straight away wished you hadn't. And gone away with ones tail between the legs. If so can you remember what it was. Go on be brave and tell us.
Hi folks, I've just managed to burn a dish of roasted ratatouille (Delia's recipe for those who are interested), had to thrown it all in the bin, but there's loads of baked on stuff still lurking on...
A chap from Limerick is about to visit London for the first time. When one of his elderly neighbours, Mrs Dunn, hears of this she asks him, "Sure, would you mind calling in to see my son when you're...
For Priti Patel to take some time off to study European law on Human Rights, before making more stupid unlawful decisions and wasting even more of the Tax payers money. Or just get rid of this posh...