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Tarot Tripe

Had my 'fortune' told yesterday via Tarot cards, by a witch nontheless (Seriously) *Going to come into a small amount of money, *re-connect with an old friend, *travel was on the cards, *Ive got a...

Bobbisox1

I Loved Being There In The 60S

But as with every decade there was some dross songs, I’m in the kitchen prepping a salad as himself comes back from Wyndonham ? ( is that right) Put Boom radio on….Paul and Paula singing their cheesy...

drmorgans

Heather Wheeler Mis-Spoke

Speaking at a conference Wheeler, a parliamentary secretary in the Cabinet Office, said that "I was just at a conference in Blackpool or Birmingham or somewhere godawful." She later tweeted an apology...

MontyMiniman

Dingbats, Could Be Books, Phrases, Films, Tv, Or Radio, Closes August.

No11 the word meadow, with two black clouds above the m, and w, No37 robin hood William tell Harold's killer many thanks...

Rondy

Two Of Them

A man is mending a puncture on his car watched by a neighbours' young lad. "What's that?" the lad says " A screwdriver" says the man "I use it to remove the hubcap." "My dads got two of them" says the...

Tuvok

British Soap Awards

Are the audience sozzled? They are so loud, whooping etc....

sandyRoe

I Saw A Wren In My Garden This Morning For The First Time Ever.

I recognized it because whoever modelled it's image on the farthing coin had done such a good job.

Canary42

Do You Remember ?

While reading Pam Ayres collected works* this evening, I came across something which I remember being used widely when I was a youngster. So, here's the poem :- My Mother had a Flit Gun It was not...

Karzonian

Mind Games Or She Actually Wanted To Say Something?

Her boyfriend told her not to speak to me cause he was insecure. Few months go by and she messages me out of the blue saying 'I miss you'. I say what made me spring to your head? She didn't reply. Bit...

Canary42

Lttle-Known Fact (And Perhaps It Should Stay That Way)

One of those surprising titbits you pick up from cyberspace :- Q: How may English Football League (i.e. Premier, Championship, League 1 and League 2) club's names don't contain any of the letters from...

FatticusInch

What The Tory Party Really Thinks Of Levelling Up

https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/jun/10/tory-minister-calls-birmingham-and-blackpool-godawful Whether she’s right or wrong I reckon she’s said out loud what the Conservatives are really about,...

Cindy1302

Do You Think I'm About To Get Fired?

Vocational rehabilitation helped me get a job in commercial cleaning a couple months ago. Everything was going pretty good until about a couple weeks ago. My boss texted me and kindly told me to take...

Buenchico

As If Beer Wasn't Already Expensive Enough . . .

. . . somebody comes along and knocks it out of your hand! https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/cricket/61759108 ;-)...

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday already and the weekend is here, i hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a good one. Do you have any plans for today? I am meeting up with a friend for coffee...

Prudie

Losing Licence After One Faint

This is not me but a family member. She lives alone with her dog and has several jobs cleaning private houses. About a month ago she woke in the night to go to loo and passed out and banged her head...

ToraToraTora

Reassuringly Expensive........

Just filled up the Jaaaag, was on empty, £129!...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Man "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are two minutes apart" Doctor "Is this her first child?" Man "No you idiot, I'm her husband!"...

MissTerious

My Cleaner

I took advice and employed a cleaner through an agency something I thought I would never do. But I felt hubby was doing too much, although he denied it. So unexpectedly now I have a great new friend,...

abbeyleigh

Which Should I Wear Outfit For Next Saturday?

Going to miller and Carter then to see stereophonics apparently it going to be hot. https://www.newlook.com/uk/womens/clothing/coats-jackets/blue-button-crop-blazer/p/819676940...