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Mags22

Tayberries

Mine has new growth, good leaves,but no sign of any blossom, do i blame the weather ? Is it too soon to cut it back? Any advice please. Thankyou....
19:25 Fri 06th Aug 20212 answers, last by Mags22 19:49 Mon 09th Aug 2021
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Cetti

Orangey Water!!

Last year I bought a large plastic container for runner beans. The soil has over wintered and I've just put fresh soil on top before planting for this year. Making sure the soil is moist I watered it...
14:59 Sun 25th Apr 20215 answers, last by Cetti 14:49 Tue 27th Apr 2021
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Giselda21

Ivy

I recently stripped a rendered wall of ivy. How best do I remove the sticky mess left behind. I've tried spraying beachy solutions, and washing powder. Thanks in advance....
12:57 Wed 17th Feb 20218 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:14 Thu 18th Feb 2021
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Patsy33

The Police Just Rang..

The police have just rang to inform me that they’ve recovered my stolen sofa. That was nice of them, it was starting to look a bit tatty....
20:14 Thu 04th Feb 202110 answers, last by Patsy33 12:02 Fri 05th Feb 2021
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1ozzy

I Recently Got In Touch..

..with my inner self. Last time I'll ever buy cheap toilet paper!...
05:59 Sun 06th Dec 20202 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:36 Sun 06th Dec 2020
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marval

Belgium

I popped into a travel agent and said, "I am thinking of going to Belgium." The assistant responded "Antwerp?" I said, "No, he doesn't want to go." I have just watched a film about a man who broke his...
17:11 Fri 13th Nov 202011 answers, last by marval 18:55 Fri 13th Nov 2020
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marval

How Long?

A middle aged man was tired of his job in the city and wanted a place where he could relax So he decided to go to the seaside and buy a house. He found the perfect house and was about to buy it when...
18:18 Sat 22nd Aug 20202 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:39 Sun 23rd Aug 2020
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melv16

Leaf Beet.

Most of my leaf beet has bolted. Is it edible or should I start again?
11:39 Thu 09th Jul 20206 answers, last by diddlydo 07:00 Fri 10th Jul 2020
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marval

A Friend

I have a friend who is a stamp collecting Irish dancer. His name is Michael Philately....
17:34 Fri 05th Jun 20206 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:09 Sun 07th Jun 2020
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marval

No More Dancing

Paddy and Murphy are sat in the pub and the barmaid mentions that they are both getting a bit of a belly. They decide it is time for a bit of exercise. The barmaid says the best form of exercise is...
15:32 Sun 19th Apr 20203 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:41 Mon 20th Apr 2020
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Groupie

Soft Fruit Budding

Hello just a quickie,Do Red currant start budding before black currants because my Reds are a good couple of weeks behind.
10:47 Fri 20th Mar 20202 answers, last by TonyV 16:12 Fri 20th Mar 2020
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Bobbisox1

Why Are People So Damn Selfish?

This was Metro Centre Asda this morning ! http://www.upl.co/uploads/76A78CA7B2C94A2EBB49FB464A83F9291584278846.png...
13:28 Sun 15th Mar 202040 answers, last by teacake44 17:09 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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Canary42

Cashback

I went into the pub today and said to the barmaid,"Do you do cash back?". "Yes, certainly", she replied. "Good", I said, "Can I have the £40 I spent last night, my wife's going mental."...
21:10 Fri 06th Mar 20202 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:21 Sat 07th Mar 2020
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Canary42

Nature In The Garden

Some years ago I responded positively to an RSPB appeal, and planted a hedge (mixed holly and beech) along the back of my garden. It is now some 10 feet in height, and several feet thick. The amount...
15:23 Thu 06th Feb 20209 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:10 Thu 06th Feb 2020
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Patsy33

I Named..

I named my two children Lager and Guinness. My wife is Bitter....
19:21 Mon 27th Jan 202014 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:28 Tue 28th Jan 2020
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Patsy33

Gin

My partner reckons I drink too much Gin. This came as a bit of a shock. I didn’t even realise I had a partner....
21:30 Thu 16th Jan 202012 answers, last by Patsy33 23:52 Thu 16th Jan 2020
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Patsy33

My Father Said..

My Father always said, 'Never be quick to find faults' Lovely man. Terrible geologist....
14:40 Wed 01st Jan 20209 answers, last by JimF 18:12 Wed 01st Jan 2020
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Spicerack

The Wife

bought me a 'lovely' nylon dressing gown for Christmas. Trouble is, it's crackling with static electricity. Do you think if I take it back tomorrow, they'll replace it with another one free of charge?...
07:27 Wed 25th Dec 20197 answers, last by Patsy33 18:40 Fri 27th Dec 2019
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Patsy33

Left Me

My partner left me because of my obsession with health and safety, I said, "Don't let the door hit you on the way out....
22:08 Sat 30th Nov 20198 answers, last by marval 18:34 Sun 01st Dec 2019
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Patsy33

Lady's Medical

During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:- "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady...
18:44 Thu 21st Nov 20197 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:59 Fri 22nd Nov 2019

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