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Nosha123
I dont read regularly as I just dont always have the time. I prefer to pick a book up and read it intensely for a few days until finished - so usually when I'm on holiday. Have recently read...
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Bobbisox
We don't want just jokes here all the time do we? Can't we all agree on a selected time to let 'rip' with the funnies not everyone wants to see jokes all of the time, do they?...
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pericat
Have we an Elizabeth Taylor in our midst ? Or anky budding Lotharios?
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GKW
1dn Infant suit in reserve in pouch with bits of rusk and ointment B_B_G_O TIA...
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newslate2009
in my last job i was in a specialised industry, in what i graduated in, yet because i was working in not a wealthy area i was only on 13k........i find this ridiclous as i have a degree but took it as...
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Laurinha
Hi, I was just looking for others opinions on my situation please. My husband was previously married for eight years. His actual divorce decree came through around the end of August. I met him in...
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AB Editor
Dear All, The New logo is up! I hope you like it, I think the orange fits well with the AnswerBank colour scheme. Feedback welcome! All the best, Spare Ed...
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birdie05
Need help with last three clues please. 17A: Even I at a turn show gullibility ...N?I???E (7) 10D: What flavour was fashioned by Rory Gallagher\'s early group ?AS?? (5) 24D: ESREVER ?E?ER?E (7) Thanks...
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Ankou
to helen svedin. after being accused of sexism because my birthday wishes only extended to men, i thought i would redress the balance. so happy birthday to helen, she is a well fit bit of crumpet....
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lilacben
but I have forgotten how many of each.? Think it was two of each at the same time. would someone be able to confirm that for me please. many thanks
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mrs.chappie
I bought some strips that you stick on your nose to (supposedly) help you to breathe more easily while you sleep. What a waste of money. Absolute rubbish. Five quid going straight in the bin. [:o(...
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Chlocolate
You sit down for the first time all day with a cup of tea (or coffee) and some biscuits. What biscuits would YOU have? :) I'd have those 'Lotus' caramelised biscuits . . . . Mmmmmm :P...
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4getmenot
Right before redcrx gets excited this is not me whos doing any test its my mate. Basically about 2 weeks ago she did not just one but 9 tests and all came out positive. She then had doc last Friday...
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rov1200
Should the management be told to act as posties for one week using their new pegasus system to see if it is workable before hoisting it on the workers?
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David Black
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength,...
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Connemmara
I have not been very well with depression and cant get motivated to go out - I live on my own - I was wondering is there anything interesting to do on the computer. Apart from reading news etc. Thanks...
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marval
There were these three brothers, Tom, Harry, & Dick. They all had big feet. Tom size 12,Harry size 14, and Dicks were the biggest at a massive size 18. They were in a pub one day when Dick said...
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pericat
and it has been removed !!!!
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Nautilus
A new report records an increase in violence by women.It has been suggested that a principal cause is binge drinking. An MP has proposed that taxes on high alcohol drinks and cheap supermarket beer...
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smudge
Afternoon all you jokers - I've got to go out soon, but busy sifting through, copying & pasting all the jokes in Chatterbank to forward on later! Please - can't you put them all in the 'joke'...

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