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Eleggantly

Just had .............

Just had a mojito what have you just had ????? and keep it clean folks
22:22 Wed 05th Aug 2009137 answers, last by devil99 04:58 Thu 06th Aug 2009
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joggerjayne

where is Good Morning Earlybirds

... today ?
06:58 Tue 04th Aug 200951 answers, last by lexie.. 10:22 Tue 04th Aug 2009
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ummmm

Warning...!!!!

BAD LANGUAGE....!!!! (including the C word) Very funny though if you watch the whole lot :-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo
18:54 Mon 03rd Aug 20095 answers, last by ummmm 21:31 Mon 03rd Aug 2009
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LouisCyfer

OMFG! Look at the size of this giant catterpillar!

Have they been feeding this cute fella steroids? I hate to think whats going to fall out of the sky when this becomes a butterfly! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80607 689/
19:36 Mon 03rd Aug 20097 answers, last by LouisCyfer 20:09 Mon 03rd Aug 2009
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magicmerlin

As anyone seen....

Michael Hunt, prefers to be called Mike or Mick.
11:27 Sun 02nd Aug 20097 answers, last by Wanghandler 14:42 Sun 02nd Aug 2009
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marval

Real excuse notes from parents pt.2 (with original spelling)

12. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor. 13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. 14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. 15. I kept...
14:17 Sat 01st Aug 20092 answers, last by marval 11:26 Sun 02nd Aug 2009
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marval

Real excuse notes from parents pt.1 (with original spelling)

1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. 2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. 3. Dear School: Please excuse John being...
14:20 Sat 01st Aug 20093 answers, last by devil99 07:41 Sun 02nd Aug 2009
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waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

Waterboatman reporting for duty after a lovely week of doing not a lot, eating too much good food and enjoying good company. The sun is shining here in Gloucestershire and it looks like it could hang...
06:35 Sun 02nd Aug 200946 answers, last by blackietwo 11:19 Sun 02nd Aug 2009
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Bbbananas

Old Sayings.

I got laughed at yesterday for saying "Crikey". Rather than put me off, I have now decided I am going to pepper my conversations with the good old sayings. From now on, rather than feel silly cos I've...
07:42 Fri 31st Jul 200925 answers, last by caththecrazy 21:39 Fri 31st Jul 2009
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craft1948

Hair Appointment?

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left. A few days later,...
09:23 Wed 29th Jul 20092 answers, last by devil99 08:00 Thu 30th Jul 2009
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Crankshaft

Damage to car doors

Why is it when some car drivers park their cars along side of you, they do they not seem to respect your car at al, but just open their car doors and hit yours. I try to park right out of the way in...
18:08 Tue 28th Jul 200919 answers, last by devilspawn 20:44 Tue 28th Jul 2009
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the new blue

cpr

When giving CPR, it is usual to do 30 chest compressions to two breaths. When would this NOT be the case? Thanks
13:17 Sun 26th Jul 20098 answers, last by lilacben 16:33 Tue 28th Jul 2009
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zzxxee

facebook

strange when you look at some of the abers pics on facebook they dont look nothing like you thought
14:37 Thu 23rd Jul 200958 answers, last by devil99 21:34 Thu 23rd Jul 2009
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marval

Odd prescription

A respectable woman went into a chemists shop, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you...
23:06 Thu 16th Jul 20099 answers, last by devil99 07:52 Sat 18th Jul 2009
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waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

The sun is about to clamber over the skyline into a cloudless sky here in Gloucestershire. The promised storms and gales yesterday went on strike and didn't arrive. Have a good day everyone.
05:57 Sat 18th Jul 200935 answers, last by Barmaid 10:27 Sat 18th Jul 2009
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MWB

The curse of the diamond

A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it. "This is the Klopman diamond," she...
08:54 Tue 14th Jul 20095 answers, last by Ishaque 14:58 Mon 09th Jan 2023
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funnygirl

Pedi Egg

Has anyone used this product and what are your thoughts?
08:28 Wed 08th Jul 20095 answers, last by mackak17 19:26 Mon 20th Jul 2009
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stevie-p

Doctors question

Recently,my son was very poorly in hospital,and after being put on a ward the "house" doctor asked him this question... If your heart should stop,do you want us to revive you..... I wondered if this...
06:34 Mon 13th Jul 200920 answers, last by stevie-p 08:09 Wed 15th Jul 2009
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Cheesefreek

The Taken

I sat down this morning to watch my tape of the last episode of The Taken, and saw up to the final adverts (when the tape gave out) where Freddie, drunk on the floor, admits that little Jimmy is his...
13:39 Sat 11th Jul 20094 answers, last by devil99 22:05 Sun 12th Jul 2009
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jack daniels

work experience - huh!

I'm very annoyed/angry at the moment. My son has just done 2 weeks of work exp, he has worked bl00dy hard and come home tired & aching. I know it's an insight into the 'working world' but what has...
17:30 Sun 12th Jul 200917 answers, last by jack daniels 22:59 Sun 12th Jul 2009

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