This is NOT morbid. I have to revise my will on Tuesday. I dont want the people left behind with the arduous task of having to second guess what I would have liked played or said at my funeral. I am...
I only signed an on line petition ages ago about Michael Shields (the guy who is wrongly banged up in Bulgaria) -and I have just had an EMail from No.10 to tell me what the conclusion was.Not good :(...
Back -had a brill time -tanned to within an inch of my life-missed ya all like madly !!!! Now thats the pleasantries out the way -whats the goss -c'mon SPILLLLLLLL -want the whole kit and kiboodle...
O man -brill music -singing like a linty here. Just thought i'd share it with ya alll -its peachy doss !!!!!!!!! Baffies are off and some boogying is going on down and I am sober as well -lol !!...
OK -I am right handed for writing but for some strange reason I am stronger with my L for others .Not ambidextrous. My Ex -was in a rural school and he was knuckle rapped for writing with his L...
Never ever go with nail polish !! Am just taking the currect colour off and going for paler for the sunshine/tan -sets it off better.(Pale pink could be silvery -just spied that -was Metallicy...
Senior ones even -effing jobsworth creeps -would be cops with their snazzy bulletproof vests -well now I know why they need them !!!!!! Renovating a flat -access on a pedestrionised part of the city...
I know that Knobby is being replicated by a doppelganger. Its not fair as no-one really knows who is the real one . Now the REAL one ends with a y -BUT the other one he DID did use but was dungeonised...
Just in case you thought i'd sloped off with Leg lol I am minging -had to pick up my daughter this morning -who had been partying until 6 this morning and was still very much under the influence -and...
I know i shouldnt but I am..............PMSL at the first act !!! I just hope it get worse (instead of better) Loving it already (I mean the guys on stage with Keyboards for Beginners trying to...
I was at my friends Dads funeral today and it was really 'lovely' and uplifting. They had accepted that his life had run out. His 3 children (my pal being one) made it back from Canada and they sat...
Right been on and a couple of ya have got me -all good.xxxx I however am adding people randomly -you dont have to accept cos I dont know who you are lol Its just the bloody palaver with the cryptic...
I may have somehow implied that Legend was the sh!tstirrer who was making my life an abject misery on here by posting as webstar (vile c**t) and Marvelman (evil c**t) He wasnt and isnt those people...
Longest running gag on AB and i fell hook line sinker the lot for it -well done !!!!! You know who you are and yip i am as green as i'm cabbage looking -have to hand it to you tho -an elaborate ruse...
This is an upbeat thread !!! I have been on one since Sept last year -I had a long way to go. My target then was to get back into my size 12 jeans -impossible task -never even got nr my knees then....
I posted in the correct category and you all missed it. See thats what happens when there are rapid fire answers to nonsense sometimes the 'genuine' threads get lost in the midst of time. At least in...
Just had a call from the Police. Interpol have been in touch with them about a Sony Visy (sorry didnt pick it up right) laptop which has been recovered nr Strasburg and when they checked the serial...